Hi all... This question is for women who are pregnant as well/ or have been pregnant.. Ok, well im about 11 weeks, but dealing with all this stress by myself; i had my first midwifes appointment the thursday thats just gone, and they took a urine test to detect bacteria or something in my urine.. And also they took a blood test, testing for loads of different diseases including HIV. I havent got the results back yet, i can call them on friday for the results.. I also have my 12 week scan not this week but the week after, where they will tell me how likely i am or not to have a child with Downs syndrome. I just feel so scared and nervous and anxious and overwhelmed by it all. Im quite an anxious person anyway, and have a history of depression and at the moment i am signed off work with severe anxiety problems.. But i am just TERRIFIED about my test results! I have had unprotected sex with two people in the last 3 years, and I know it takes just the once to get HIV.. I am so looking forward to this baby, though cant help thinking that something is going to go terribly wrong and my world is going to come crashing down. I am terrified the test will come back positive! The two men i had unprotected sex with have never used drugs with needles or anything like that, though i am aware that it can be transmitted just by having hetrosexual sex.. I seem well in myself, though im starting to suspect i may have oral thrush- my tongue has a VERY light white furry coat over it- i know that sounds disgusting lol (I have googled images regarding oral thrush, my tongue does NOT look as bad as these ones, although no matter how much i brush my tongue, the thin white coat of ';fur'; never seems to come off). I have read that oral thrush can be a symptom of HIV. I have also suffered bouts of thrush which has been confirmed by the doctor, like vaginal thrush.. Im just so depressed. Am i worrying too much- do all women worry about these test results?? Im just scared that if the guy who i concieved my baby with has had a lot of sexual partners, then i could be at risk.. I suppose no one on here knows the answer for definite, but i'd just like to know how you all feel/ felt about having all these tests.. And the baby too- i keep worrying something could be wrong with my baby.. This all just feels to good to be true- it would be an absolute DREAM for me to give birth to a perfect, healthy child.. But i just cannot imagine that happening in August 2010!! I've always felt like i have such bad luck in my life.. I believe in God and have been praying every single night since i found out i am pregnant.. But i am just so scared. Im trying not to worry for the baby's sake but i cant help but feel so low. Just a bit of other information for you, i am 20 years old, the guy i concieved with is 32 (his age concerns me now slightly because im thinking he could have had quite a few sexual partners), and i live in the Uk.. I dont really know how bad HIV is in the Uk, like if loads of people have it or not... I just feel so down.. I want to be excited about the pregnancy, this is what i have dreamt of for so long, but i cant help feeling its all going to go terribly wrong.. Please ladies, share your experiences with me.. Thanks in advance =] God Bless ~x~Im about 11 weeks pregnant and feeling a bit depressed =[?
It sounds normal.
It is unlikely you caught HIV. If you do, then your doctor will discuss options including termination.
If your child has downs syndrome, you will still love it or give it up for adoption.
So don't worry so much - it will all turn out OK.Im about 11 weeks pregnant and feeling a bit depressed =[?
Hi, Im male.. but i think you may have Post-Mortem Depression.. go to a doctor and explain. he should help
Hi! I'm 10 weeks pregnant with my second baby and feel a little flat at the moment, the fatique is draining,the hormones in your body make you emotional and there is so much you can't do or eat. I'm 22 yrs old. My first is 15 months old, I was 21 when I gave birth to her. I remember when pregnant with my first that I worried a lot about things. I tried not to worry too much about the tests as I tried to remember that the results were nothing I could change and they all came back fine! I have also slept with two men without protection, one being my partner and father of my children and the other was someone I knew before I met my partner, this is something I am not proud of however ( I am talking more about the first man ) and would not recommend anyone doing it at any time and I did go and get tested after sleeping with the first man though. Don't worry too much about the tests, I am sure they will be fine, like you said you have not felt unwell or had any symptoms.
As for worrying about the baby being healthy....that is the most normal thing in the world for expectant mothers and fathers, and probably grandparents too. If you didn't think and worry a little about that you prob wouldn't be normal. I am a worrier and sometimes I have to tell myself that the baby will be fine and that the only thing that will probably do it any harm is the stress I put myself under by worrying. It doesn't get any better when the baby is born either sorry to say. I constantly worry about my little girl - about her future, what if's, ifs shes had enough to drink, enough to eat, enough sleep, if she'll have a happy life, if she might get bullied at school......the list goes on and I'm sure I will be the same with the second.
I did enjoy being pregnant so much though, I loved my baby bump and feeling my baby moving inside me. When you get past all of these not so nice bits like tests and things you will be able to concentrate more on the good bits about being pregnant, try not to let your worrying over shadow your joy as its only for nine months and it goes so quickly. Why not also join a few antenatal classes to meet other pregnant women to share your thoughts and feelings.
Good luck and all the best, hope you feel better soon. Oh ad one more thing I find helps me relax is exercising, even if it's just a brisk walk to the shops and back I always feel better afterwards. :)
Your worries are normal, because when i was pregnant with my second child i was so scared when i got my HIV test down and every time i went to the doctors i felt like they were going to tell me it came back positive, but in the end every test they took came back normal. So my advice is to you is don't worry so much i am sure everything is going to be okay. Stressing too much is not good for your baby.
i really feel for you cos i've beenthere. i was 20 when i was first pregnant and yes i was terrified of those test results!! i think everyone is, its normal. i never thought i might of had hiv but when i was waiting for those results i was so scared and my mind just kept going over and over the chance i could have it. thank god i didn't but that did'nt help me at the time i was waiting for results. i also suffer from depression on and off so i know what thats like. if you suffer much you should make sure your doc has you on anti depressants before you have your baby, they are perfectly safe, the doctor will know which ones to prescribe because if you suffer from depression your at a higher risk of suffering fom post natal depression. i'm 27 now and have 3 beautiful perfect little girls aged 6, 3 and 1. i had all the same fears you are having right now on all three and if i was to have another baby now i know i'd go thru all those fears again. its all completly normal i prromise. after my first baby i just had the baby blues, but after the second i had terrible post natal depression and it lasted months. on my third i took the anti depressants while still pregnant to try prevent it and it worked. nobody warned me so i thought i'd warn you. i'm sure your worrying for nothing and i hope you are but believe me if anything does go wrong you will get thru it. your gonna have a beautiful baby in a few months who will love you so much and you'll be a great mother. you already are, you wouldn't be so worried if you weren't a great mum. i really hope i've helped you a little. i don't really know how yahoo works and if people can message each other but if we can then you can message me anytime to talk about anything. i know exactly how your feeling and what your going thru and would love to help. xxx
I used to have a white coating over my tongue all the time, and it turned out to just be food and bacteria stuck in my taste buds. The solution? A $3 tongue scraper. As soon as I started using it my breath got better as well. The dentist said this is because taste buds can be shaped like a mushroom and traps this stuff under it to basically rot in your mouth. While it IS possible for you to have caught something from one of these men, it is far more likely you caught a standard STD then cause HIV. HIV is MUCH harder to transmit through other body fluids then blood. And yes all of these tests are standard for pregnant women, it is to let them know what to expect and to correct issues before they become problems. Now what I want you to do is go sit in a quiet comfortable place, imagine holding your baby in your arms, look the child in the face and say ';I love you';. Don't you feel better after that?
It's an anxious time being pregnant. You worry a lot - get yourself the book 'what to expect when you're expecting' so you know what to expect a bit. Go back to your GP and talk to them about your anxiety as it's not good for you or the baby. Try to learn to relax a bit - get together with other mums to be who will also be worrying. Join pregnancy yoga for instance to relax naturally a bit. It's too late to worry about sexual partners now - you are pregnant and even if there are problems, it's less likely than you are led to believe. However, just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you stop having sex so try to have safe sex when you next get round to it with a new partner. It's not just you to think about but your child. Thrush is common when pregnant and they test urine at every midwife appointment. You are young so risk of downs is slight.
Friday, November 12, 2010
I'm re-posting this as there are new people here. Please give your views.?
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and ';dehumanized'; when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the ';atrocities'; attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in ';Exodus'; and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in ';Joshua'; including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most ';tolerant'; and ';loving.';
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in ';tongues'; may be all the evidence you need to ';prove'; Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a ';high success rate'; when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.I'm re-posting this as there are new people here. Please give your views.?
Heh. Always amusing.I'm re-posting this as there are new people here. Please give your views.?
I'm inclined to agree.
But not all Christians are guilty of these things.
An atheist is a Christian (Jew, Muslim) with one less God.
I find it very amusing...and true.
all i got to say is
DAMN
I'm sensing a lot of hostility. Do you feel that God has wronged you?
hahaha.... hey now, that's not fair... I like most Christians; but still: hahaha.
I'm an atheist but I know people who are Christians, who are not bigoted or fanatical, who find comfort from their faith in difficult times, and who are kind to other people regardless of their beliefs.
Take care not to become as judgemental and bigoted as those you despise.
i myself am a christian because i choose to be i do not ridicule or critisise any other reliogions and i do not force my beliefs on anybody else. whe are entitled to our own opinions and beliefs that should be respected by others. do not generalise between all christians not everybody is the same. i have read it and thought about it and yes its rational but i am and always be a christian just like you will always be an atheist. it seems as if you want to force your beliefs on everybody else, not a good idea.
Well I can speak to 7,3,2 and 1 maybe 5.
7.Pharaoh slaughtered the first born of all the Hebrews first,that is how Moses came to be raised in Pharaohs palace.When the land was given to the Hebrews God told them to wipe out the inhabitants(God made them,he does as he likes)they did not.Those left rose up and still war against Israel today.
3.The newer physics studies will bring some answers you may not like.Have patients answers are on the way.(prophesy)
2.God answers my prayers quite often though it is no easier when the answer is no.
1. I doubt you know more of what is in the Bible than me,but if you do,I will study more.As to church history,I know some about many churches but because of that belong to none.
I an Christian.
Oh yeah 5.I don't know how old the earth is or how God created it but answer three may redefine thing a Little.
Paul said it better than almost anyone else ever has: ';For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men... But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: That no flesh should glory in his presence. '; The simple fact of the matter is that Jesus did exist, he performed more miracles than any other man in history, he was 100% right all the time, Maybe his followers screw up now and then, but so what? they are just imperfect humans (like you) who have tapped into the creator and are trying, at least, to get with the ';God Program';. There is much we do not understand, that is for sure, but this one thing (as Paul said) we do understand is that Jesus was the only perfect man that lived and he still died for the redemption of all mankind. Leaving the ultimate choice, of course, up to them. In Romans chapter two, Paul does explain that God will judge in righteousness even those who have perhaps never heard of him, according to their own hearts... ';For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified. For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves: Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another; In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.'; Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater when trying to understand spiritual stuff.... God is not stupid and He does know what he is doing, AND Jesus was the one time he defined himself in human form...
Your point in this text is well made ( and down right amusing! ), it is worthy of consideration however that no matter the unlikelihood of something the possibility remains. I'm of the opinion that anything that allows the good folk comfort is welcome. We all need to believe, that can be manifest in the belief of Jesus as the son of God, that can be exclusively God, that can be belief in self; very few truly believe in nothing ( Nihilists I guess, but don't they believe in pancakes? ). My opinion is if you find comfort in worshiping a bundle of mud and sticks then by all means do so, it's the idea of trying to get everyone on board that riles me; there isn't one way to the conclusion. Perhaps it is worth pointing out this as well, where ever atheism was central to a governments dogma ( Communist Russia springs to mind and I don't think the Nazi Party were too churchy either ) freedom of expression was eliminated; religious or other wise. I think you'll find that although some Christians are absorbed in zealot frenzy most are kindly, and more to the point they're defending the rights of people who don't agree with them by supporting Democracy. I'm not a Christian but I do believe in God with all my heart and mind for the proof to me is overwhelming, it's my own existence that I doubt; but another venue may best address that. I enjoyed the sub text very much, thank you.
10-You don't know me to say that I have any emptions towards other religion. I don't get mad when others don't believe as I do. That's immaturity.
9-I wasn't made from dirt. My parents had me. Not offended by ignorance for as evolution especially when no proof is provided otherwise moving on!
8-Never met a polythesit. Can't laugh on that one.Triune =One True God
7-Can't turn purple because I'm a Afro-American.( Brown sugar color) Sin is Sin. Don't blame God for his judgement. God can do want he wants! Look for positive in the bible it will lower ur blood pressure. (Now that's funny)
6-Don't know a hindu nor laugh at one. Greeks gods are myths. What other way could God enter in to this World but only thru power and purity. God is awesome!
5-You don't know me or how I SPEND MY TIME! It's defintely not looking for negativity.
4-Freewill!? Try it! ooh! That's right. You have already chosen ur destiny which is Hell because you chose not to believe. Wow! moving on!
3-Science and etc... hasn't convinced me because they have no proof or evidence to back up their claim. OOPS! Try again!
Speaking in tongues is evidence of Holy Spirit is in a born again believer and there are other evidence besides that such as miracles
2- Prayer does work. Close-minded people prayers will not be answered especially if their motives are not right. My prayers are 100% answered because of my relationship with God. God never fails. Nothing is impossible to God.
1-The pharasees and scribes thought like you,atheist and agnostics and still go there way to hell. They did believe in God! Lastly,You don't know me or what I know. I don't just call myself a christian but a child of God which is more than you can say about ur self. I do know more than you and ur rival sect and that is: You need to get a LIFE!
LIKE ALL ATHEIST,YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT CHRISTIANS.
Who is you? How many true Christians have you spoken with? I don't think you have talked to even one TRUE Christian. Many claimed to be the true religion but only one is the real one. By this you will know them, if they have love among themselves.
” (John 13:35) Love bears all things, hopes all things and believes all things. True Chrisitans would not react the way you have stated in your question.
9 - You feel insulted and ';dehumanized'; when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the ';atrocities'; attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in ';Exodus'; and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in ';Joshua'; including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most ';tolerant'; and ';loving.';
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in ';tongues'; may be all the evidence you need to ';prove'; Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a ';high success rate'; when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.I'm re-posting this as there are new people here. Please give your views.?
Heh. Always amusing.I'm re-posting this as there are new people here. Please give your views.?
I'm inclined to agree.
But not all Christians are guilty of these things.
An atheist is a Christian (Jew, Muslim) with one less God.
I find it very amusing...and true.
all i got to say is
DAMN
I'm sensing a lot of hostility. Do you feel that God has wronged you?
hahaha.... hey now, that's not fair... I like most Christians; but still: hahaha.
I'm an atheist but I know people who are Christians, who are not bigoted or fanatical, who find comfort from their faith in difficult times, and who are kind to other people regardless of their beliefs.
Take care not to become as judgemental and bigoted as those you despise.
i myself am a christian because i choose to be i do not ridicule or critisise any other reliogions and i do not force my beliefs on anybody else. whe are entitled to our own opinions and beliefs that should be respected by others. do not generalise between all christians not everybody is the same. i have read it and thought about it and yes its rational but i am and always be a christian just like you will always be an atheist. it seems as if you want to force your beliefs on everybody else, not a good idea.
Well I can speak to 7,3,2 and 1 maybe 5.
7.Pharaoh slaughtered the first born of all the Hebrews first,that is how Moses came to be raised in Pharaohs palace.When the land was given to the Hebrews God told them to wipe out the inhabitants(God made them,he does as he likes)they did not.Those left rose up and still war against Israel today.
3.The newer physics studies will bring some answers you may not like.Have patients answers are on the way.(prophesy)
2.God answers my prayers quite often though it is no easier when the answer is no.
1. I doubt you know more of what is in the Bible than me,but if you do,I will study more.As to church history,I know some about many churches but because of that belong to none.
I an Christian.
Oh yeah 5.I don't know how old the earth is or how God created it but answer three may redefine thing a Little.
Paul said it better than almost anyone else ever has: ';For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men... But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: That no flesh should glory in his presence. '; The simple fact of the matter is that Jesus did exist, he performed more miracles than any other man in history, he was 100% right all the time, Maybe his followers screw up now and then, but so what? they are just imperfect humans (like you) who have tapped into the creator and are trying, at least, to get with the ';God Program';. There is much we do not understand, that is for sure, but this one thing (as Paul said) we do understand is that Jesus was the only perfect man that lived and he still died for the redemption of all mankind. Leaving the ultimate choice, of course, up to them. In Romans chapter two, Paul does explain that God will judge in righteousness even those who have perhaps never heard of him, according to their own hearts... ';For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified. For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves: Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another; In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.'; Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater when trying to understand spiritual stuff.... God is not stupid and He does know what he is doing, AND Jesus was the one time he defined himself in human form...
Your point in this text is well made ( and down right amusing! ), it is worthy of consideration however that no matter the unlikelihood of something the possibility remains. I'm of the opinion that anything that allows the good folk comfort is welcome. We all need to believe, that can be manifest in the belief of Jesus as the son of God, that can be exclusively God, that can be belief in self; very few truly believe in nothing ( Nihilists I guess, but don't they believe in pancakes? ). My opinion is if you find comfort in worshiping a bundle of mud and sticks then by all means do so, it's the idea of trying to get everyone on board that riles me; there isn't one way to the conclusion. Perhaps it is worth pointing out this as well, where ever atheism was central to a governments dogma ( Communist Russia springs to mind and I don't think the Nazi Party were too churchy either ) freedom of expression was eliminated; religious or other wise. I think you'll find that although some Christians are absorbed in zealot frenzy most are kindly, and more to the point they're defending the rights of people who don't agree with them by supporting Democracy. I'm not a Christian but I do believe in God with all my heart and mind for the proof to me is overwhelming, it's my own existence that I doubt; but another venue may best address that. I enjoyed the sub text very much, thank you.
10-You don't know me to say that I have any emptions towards other religion. I don't get mad when others don't believe as I do. That's immaturity.
9-I wasn't made from dirt. My parents had me. Not offended by ignorance for as evolution especially when no proof is provided otherwise moving on!
8-Never met a polythesit. Can't laugh on that one.Triune =One True God
7-Can't turn purple because I'm a Afro-American.( Brown sugar color) Sin is Sin. Don't blame God for his judgement. God can do want he wants! Look for positive in the bible it will lower ur blood pressure. (Now that's funny)
6-Don't know a hindu nor laugh at one. Greeks gods are myths. What other way could God enter in to this World but only thru power and purity. God is awesome!
5-You don't know me or how I SPEND MY TIME! It's defintely not looking for negativity.
4-Freewill!? Try it! ooh! That's right. You have already chosen ur destiny which is Hell because you chose not to believe. Wow! moving on!
3-Science and etc... hasn't convinced me because they have no proof or evidence to back up their claim. OOPS! Try again!
Speaking in tongues is evidence of Holy Spirit is in a born again believer and there are other evidence besides that such as miracles
2- Prayer does work. Close-minded people prayers will not be answered especially if their motives are not right. My prayers are 100% answered because of my relationship with God. God never fails. Nothing is impossible to God.
1-The pharasees and scribes thought like you,atheist and agnostics and still go there way to hell. They did believe in God! Lastly,You don't know me or what I know. I don't just call myself a christian but a child of God which is more than you can say about ur self. I do know more than you and ur rival sect and that is: You need to get a LIFE!
LIKE ALL ATHEIST,YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT CHRISTIANS.
Who is you? How many true Christians have you spoken with? I don't think you have talked to even one TRUE Christian. Many claimed to be the true religion but only one is the real one. By this you will know them, if they have love among themselves.
” (John 13:35) Love bears all things, hopes all things and believes all things. True Chrisitans would not react the way you have stated in your question.
Baby shower disappointment (very long)?
My SIL is pregnant and I was really excited about throwing a baby shower for her. Now all I can think is why?
My husband's brother's wife and I were going to throw one together for our SIL. My MIL happened to be there when I brought up the topic and she mentioned that she wanted to do a Going Away party for my BIL who is leaving for the Army the same weekend that I wanted to do the baby shower. My MIL and husband's brother's wife decided that it would be a great idea to just combine both the baby shower and the Going Away party. I think this is the worst idea ever. I was hoping to have just females and kids since I know none of the guys want to babysit. Now it will be all the relatives. This is close to 50 people in a small house. My SIL doesn't care as long as she gets her gifts.
I know I shouldn't care since none of them seem to care but I can't help but be disappointed. I wonder why none of them care at all. Now I don't even know how to go about planning games. Most of the women can't read or write in English or our native tongue. The men will take over the living room which leaves all the women crowded in the kitchen which is also where all the food will be so people will be coming and going. The only games I can think of is guessing how big my SIL's tummy is and guessing how much candy/items are in a jar. Most of the women are old and I know they'll be too embarrassed to do much because of the men present. If you know of any other games I can possibly do, please say so. I want to make the best of the situation. Keep in mind the limited room. Most of us will be standing since the kitchen is small.
Another thing, I happened to mention that my husband wanted to do our son's birthday that weekend too but I didn't want to do a birthday party period. My husband's brother's wife thought it would be a great idea to do my son's birthday along with the baby shower and the go away party. I tried telling her no nicely but she said it's not a big deal since all we need is a cake for him. I only have one child, how can it not be a big deal? My son IS a big deal to me. I couldn't believe how inconsiderate she sounded when she told me it wasn't a big deal. I was seething inside but I just smiled and told her No. I raged about it to my husband and even he doesn't like the idea.
Would you agree to doing a birthday party for your child along with a baby shower and a go way party?
My son is turning 2. Last year we had a big party for him and I was told by my husband's brother's wife that I should have had a smaller party because he won't remember it any way. It's hard to throw a small party when we come from such big families.Baby shower disappointment (very long)?
WOW! The 1st thing that came to my mind was REALLY?!?!?! I mean a shower, going away party, and birthday party all at the same time? Or even in the same weekend? NO!
As for the shower, I would be mad if someone wanted to do another party at the same time. It would also offend me, but I really think that's just cause I'm prego now, and my thoughts and hormones are everywhere. If you are having a women's only shower, then yes it would be weird with guys there. And it's not fair to cram all of the women in the kitchen for their shower, and then the guys in the living room.
If you don't want to do a big or any party for your son, that is your and your husband's choice, no one elses. If it were me I would still have something for close famliy.
I went to a shower and guests cut yarn that they thought would be big enough to fit around the pregnant ladys belly and who every cmae the closest to her actual size won.Baby shower disappointment (very long)?
I am so glad I'm not married to you- sorry. you need to focus on whats important in life. He's 2!
Please try to change and grow up -for your husband and kids sake.
Blu858 - you have no idea what you're talking about, YOU grow up and stop acting like a douche bag.
I think your family should stop interfering so much and let you do things the way you were going to do them. I wouldn't want to add my 2 year olds party into THAT mix, it's too damn hectic, and little kids birthday parties should be all about them, so I feel you.
I think that the baby shower should be separate, partly to alleviate stress from you as the hostess, and partly because a baby shower is all about the mommy to be and now she won't have all the attention....
Unfortunately it can be hard when there are several family members wanting to throw parties in a limited amount of time. Ask your SIL what she wants. (When I was getting married I only wanted 1 bridal shower and I wanted it to be hosted by my Matron of Honor...I had other family members who wanted to throw another one and I finally had to tell them that I only wanted 1 shower...I didn't want my family members competing over who could throw the best shower.) Ask her in private if she would rather have a separate shower without the going away party or combine the two.
Games: At one of my baby showers everyone had to put a piece of paper on the top of their head and then they had 1 minute to draw what they thought the baby would look like. (While the paper was on their head. Everyone put their name on the back of the picture and then we displayed them all and picked the best/funnies one.) I've also done a game where you put 10-30 baby items in a basket and give everyone a look. Then you take the basket away and have everyone write down what was in it. The person who remembers the most wins. (I really enjoy this one because you put things that the person will use. For me if I am hosting the shower the things would be part of my gift to her...bottles, pacifiers, milacon, comb, towel...anything you can think of that she wold use for a baby.)
Sounds like they all come from a big, boisterous family that just loves get togethers and will come up with any excuse for one. Not a bad idea, but obviously not what you had in mind.
I think to keep the peace, just go with the flow. Have a huge party and invite everyone. Don't try to make it a traditional shower with games, ladyfinger cookies, tea, and finger sandwiches -- just an all out huge family party, kind of like a family reunion. Yes, there will be baby gifts and probably gifts for your son too, but that's ok. Just enjoy being together. Maybe the weather will cooperate and the men can hang around outside for a while to give you all a bit of space.
Then the following weekend, give your son a special party just for him -- a couple of friends, mom and dad and grandparents. It will still be HIS special day, but no one will feel left out because they were at this first multi-purpose/combination shower/goodbye/birthday party.
When my son turned 2 I just had a cake for him at our annual family party/reunion. I just let my family know that I was also doing his birthday at the party to make sure those who had kids to bring them. I actually am all for combining parties. The more the merrier. That's my philosophy. I'm not sure what is ur ethnicity but we don't do babyshowers the traditonal american way with all women. Ours are co-ed with music and dancing and having lots of fun. I prefer it that way. My husband is american and I told him to make sure that whatever he does, make sure we have a co-ed shower. I love to see all our family and friends get together and party. If you are worried about space, is there anyway you can rent out a hall or something? Is it going to be cold out, if not then you can probably have it outside. JMO!
You Know your childs birthday is a BIG DEAL!!! im sorry but screw ur inlaws in that case u should just thrown ur bay his party sine at the end they dont care of how thier party turn out come on babyshower/going away party how dumb!!! each mother to be is anxious for thier baby shwer and to hav to sshare it w a going away party!!!! u knw i get those stpid coments too my baby is turning one and im thoring him a big party also which some people dont agree';cuz he wont remeber '; ut i dont dont to me its a very important thing in our lives!!!!!
';Would you agree to doing a birthday party for your child along with a baby shower and a go way party?';
NO. If it had to come down to rescheduling the birthday party, that's what I would do. My daughter just turned 2 in February, and I wanted her to have her own special party. She had so much fun, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Just throwing this out there - it's generally pretty inexpensive to rent out the basement of a church or something. You don't even necessarily need to be a member... we had one of the converted sanctuaries at a church for my baby shower, and we weren't members there. It would give you the extra space you need without a lot of extra cost. Our house is *really* small, and there's no WAY I could fit 50 people. We had less than 20 for my daughter's 2nd, and it felt like we were sitting on each other.
Good luck.
My husband's brother's wife and I were going to throw one together for our SIL. My MIL happened to be there when I brought up the topic and she mentioned that she wanted to do a Going Away party for my BIL who is leaving for the Army the same weekend that I wanted to do the baby shower. My MIL and husband's brother's wife decided that it would be a great idea to just combine both the baby shower and the Going Away party. I think this is the worst idea ever. I was hoping to have just females and kids since I know none of the guys want to babysit. Now it will be all the relatives. This is close to 50 people in a small house. My SIL doesn't care as long as she gets her gifts.
I know I shouldn't care since none of them seem to care but I can't help but be disappointed. I wonder why none of them care at all. Now I don't even know how to go about planning games. Most of the women can't read or write in English or our native tongue. The men will take over the living room which leaves all the women crowded in the kitchen which is also where all the food will be so people will be coming and going. The only games I can think of is guessing how big my SIL's tummy is and guessing how much candy/items are in a jar. Most of the women are old and I know they'll be too embarrassed to do much because of the men present. If you know of any other games I can possibly do, please say so. I want to make the best of the situation. Keep in mind the limited room. Most of us will be standing since the kitchen is small.
Another thing, I happened to mention that my husband wanted to do our son's birthday that weekend too but I didn't want to do a birthday party period. My husband's brother's wife thought it would be a great idea to do my son's birthday along with the baby shower and the go away party. I tried telling her no nicely but she said it's not a big deal since all we need is a cake for him. I only have one child, how can it not be a big deal? My son IS a big deal to me. I couldn't believe how inconsiderate she sounded when she told me it wasn't a big deal. I was seething inside but I just smiled and told her No. I raged about it to my husband and even he doesn't like the idea.
Would you agree to doing a birthday party for your child along with a baby shower and a go way party?
My son is turning 2. Last year we had a big party for him and I was told by my husband's brother's wife that I should have had a smaller party because he won't remember it any way. It's hard to throw a small party when we come from such big families.Baby shower disappointment (very long)?
WOW! The 1st thing that came to my mind was REALLY?!?!?! I mean a shower, going away party, and birthday party all at the same time? Or even in the same weekend? NO!
As for the shower, I would be mad if someone wanted to do another party at the same time. It would also offend me, but I really think that's just cause I'm prego now, and my thoughts and hormones are everywhere. If you are having a women's only shower, then yes it would be weird with guys there. And it's not fair to cram all of the women in the kitchen for their shower, and then the guys in the living room.
If you don't want to do a big or any party for your son, that is your and your husband's choice, no one elses. If it were me I would still have something for close famliy.
I went to a shower and guests cut yarn that they thought would be big enough to fit around the pregnant ladys belly and who every cmae the closest to her actual size won.Baby shower disappointment (very long)?
I am so glad I'm not married to you- sorry. you need to focus on whats important in life. He's 2!
Please try to change and grow up -for your husband and kids sake.
Blu858 - you have no idea what you're talking about, YOU grow up and stop acting like a douche bag.
I think your family should stop interfering so much and let you do things the way you were going to do them. I wouldn't want to add my 2 year olds party into THAT mix, it's too damn hectic, and little kids birthday parties should be all about them, so I feel you.
I think that the baby shower should be separate, partly to alleviate stress from you as the hostess, and partly because a baby shower is all about the mommy to be and now she won't have all the attention....
Unfortunately it can be hard when there are several family members wanting to throw parties in a limited amount of time. Ask your SIL what she wants. (When I was getting married I only wanted 1 bridal shower and I wanted it to be hosted by my Matron of Honor...I had other family members who wanted to throw another one and I finally had to tell them that I only wanted 1 shower...I didn't want my family members competing over who could throw the best shower.) Ask her in private if she would rather have a separate shower without the going away party or combine the two.
Games: At one of my baby showers everyone had to put a piece of paper on the top of their head and then they had 1 minute to draw what they thought the baby would look like. (While the paper was on their head. Everyone put their name on the back of the picture and then we displayed them all and picked the best/funnies one.) I've also done a game where you put 10-30 baby items in a basket and give everyone a look. Then you take the basket away and have everyone write down what was in it. The person who remembers the most wins. (I really enjoy this one because you put things that the person will use. For me if I am hosting the shower the things would be part of my gift to her...bottles, pacifiers, milacon, comb, towel...anything you can think of that she wold use for a baby.)
Sounds like they all come from a big, boisterous family that just loves get togethers and will come up with any excuse for one. Not a bad idea, but obviously not what you had in mind.
I think to keep the peace, just go with the flow. Have a huge party and invite everyone. Don't try to make it a traditional shower with games, ladyfinger cookies, tea, and finger sandwiches -- just an all out huge family party, kind of like a family reunion. Yes, there will be baby gifts and probably gifts for your son too, but that's ok. Just enjoy being together. Maybe the weather will cooperate and the men can hang around outside for a while to give you all a bit of space.
Then the following weekend, give your son a special party just for him -- a couple of friends, mom and dad and grandparents. It will still be HIS special day, but no one will feel left out because they were at this first multi-purpose/combination shower/goodbye/birthday party.
When my son turned 2 I just had a cake for him at our annual family party/reunion. I just let my family know that I was also doing his birthday at the party to make sure those who had kids to bring them. I actually am all for combining parties. The more the merrier. That's my philosophy. I'm not sure what is ur ethnicity but we don't do babyshowers the traditonal american way with all women. Ours are co-ed with music and dancing and having lots of fun. I prefer it that way. My husband is american and I told him to make sure that whatever he does, make sure we have a co-ed shower. I love to see all our family and friends get together and party. If you are worried about space, is there anyway you can rent out a hall or something? Is it going to be cold out, if not then you can probably have it outside. JMO!
You Know your childs birthday is a BIG DEAL!!! im sorry but screw ur inlaws in that case u should just thrown ur bay his party sine at the end they dont care of how thier party turn out come on babyshower/going away party how dumb!!! each mother to be is anxious for thier baby shwer and to hav to sshare it w a going away party!!!! u knw i get those stpid coments too my baby is turning one and im thoring him a big party also which some people dont agree';cuz he wont remeber '; ut i dont dont to me its a very important thing in our lives!!!!!
';Would you agree to doing a birthday party for your child along with a baby shower and a go way party?';
NO. If it had to come down to rescheduling the birthday party, that's what I would do. My daughter just turned 2 in February, and I wanted her to have her own special party. She had so much fun, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
Just throwing this out there - it's generally pretty inexpensive to rent out the basement of a church or something. You don't even necessarily need to be a member... we had one of the converted sanctuaries at a church for my baby shower, and we weren't members there. It would give you the extra space you need without a lot of extra cost. Our house is *really* small, and there's no WAY I could fit 50 people. We had less than 20 for my daughter's 2nd, and it felt like we were sitting on each other.
Good luck.
63 ways to make a cop mad..? ?
1.
When you get pulled over, say ';What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?';
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17.
When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.
';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22.
When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34.
When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61.
Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63.
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 ways to make a cop mad..? ?
HAHAHAHA this is HILARIOUS :)63 ways to make a cop mad..? ?
44 is the only funny one
i love the pen one. My best friend does that. I love 58 and I love 61. How'd you paste this long list? i thought there was word limits.
Haha lol, very nice. But I don't think this belongs in the singles and dating category ;)
ur a loser!
When you get pulled over, say ';What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?';
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17.
When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.
';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22.
When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34.
When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61.
Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63.
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 ways to make a cop mad..? ?
HAHAHAHA this is HILARIOUS :)63 ways to make a cop mad..? ?
44 is the only funny one
i love the pen one. My best friend does that. I love 58 and I love 61. How'd you paste this long list? i thought there was word limits.
Haha lol, very nice. But I don't think this belongs in the singles and dating category ;)
ur a loser!
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop?
1. When you get pulled over, say ';What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?';
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop?
rotflmao i love it my stomachs hurts from reading it it took me 10 minutes to answer this damn shame.63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop?
I know 69 ways to do it
Someone had a lot of time.
ha ha ha
nice one
thx for the tip!
heheheheheheeeee
funny!!! i'll try that someday!!!!!!
star 4u!!
i also no 69 ways!!! (if u catch my drift)
LOL I like it!
rofl!
you will def be going to jail!!
Ha! I love 61:)
these are really hilarious
funny, gotta try 58-59!
Hilarious! Funny! 700!
hahahaha loved 'em all!!!!
very funny!! Thanks...only wish I had the nerve to try a few of these someday...if the occasion arises!!
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop?
rotflmao i love it my stomachs hurts from reading it it took me 10 minutes to answer this damn shame.63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop?
I know 69 ways to do it
Someone had a lot of time.
ha ha ha
nice one
thx for the tip!
heheheheheheeeee
funny!!! i'll try that someday!!!!!!
star 4u!!
i also no 69 ways!!! (if u catch my drift)
LOL I like it!
rofl!
you will def be going to jail!!
Ha! I love 61:)
these are really hilarious
funny, gotta try 58-59!
Hilarious! Funny! 700!
hahahaha loved 'em all!!!!
very funny!! Thanks...only wish I had the nerve to try a few of these someday...if the occasion arises!!
63 ways to make a cop mad.?
1. When you get pulled over, say ';What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?';
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 ways to make a cop mad.?
omg fantastic.....loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones63 ways to make a cop mad.?
Superb observation, lol, I had to laugh at most of those....have a gold star..
hahaha!!
they are really good. well done.!!
xx
heeheee funny!! lol made me smile =]
ROFL I LOVED THIS
****************************************鈥?br>
most were funny but not all
id give it 5 stars if i could.
to stoned to remember any of that
HAHAHHAHA!!!!!HEHEHE!!!!!!!LOL!!
omfg i ****** love them i like 59
LOL
lol funny
lol....good 1.....
long but good
HAHAH
Lol, that's funny... =P
Here's some more to add to your list;
(I got them from a chain mail..)
--Things you should NEVER say to a cop--
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says ';Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?';
You probably shouldn't respond with,';Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?';
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say ';Usually my dates buy me dinner first';
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say ';Oops! That's the wrong name.';
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say ';License and registration, please'; right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing ';La La La, I can't hear you!';
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say ';Look at the pretty colors!';
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party63 ways to make a cop mad.?
omg fantastic.....loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones63 ways to make a cop mad.?
Superb observation, lol, I had to laugh at most of those....have a gold star..
hahaha!!
they are really good. well done.!!
xx
heeheee funny!! lol made me smile =]
ROFL I LOVED THIS
****************************************鈥?br>
most were funny but not all
id give it 5 stars if i could.
to stoned to remember any of that
HAHAHHAHA!!!!!HEHEHE!!!!!!!LOL!!
omfg i ****** love them i like 59
LOL
lol funny
lol....good 1.....
long but good
HAHAH
Lol, that's funny... =P
Here's some more to add to your list;
(I got them from a chain mail..)
--Things you should NEVER say to a cop--
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says ';Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?';
You probably shouldn't respond with,';Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?';
Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
1 - When you get pulled over, say, ';What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol.
';
2 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3 - When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4 - If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, ';No. My speedometer only goes up to ....';
5 - Touch him.
6 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
7 - Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
8 - Refer to him by his first name.
9 - Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
10 - When he says no, cry.
11 - If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrassment.
12 - If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
';
16 - Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, 'cause you don't like to get ink on your fingers.
17 - After you sign the ticket and give it back to him, say, ';Oopps ! That's the wrong name.
';
18 - Bribe him with donuts and when he agrees, tell him, ';Sorry, I just ate the last one.
';
19 - When he comes up to the car, say, ';license and registration, please'; right when he says it.
20 - When he starts to read you your rights, sing, ';La, la, la, la, I can't hear you !';
21 - Trip and fall into him.
22 - Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
23 - Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose.
(you are using his pen)
24 - Chew on the pen, nervously.
25 - Clean your ear with the pen.
26 - If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
27 - Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say, ';I thought that name sounded familiar....';
28 - Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was....
29 - Act like you're retarded.
30 - When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
31 - Or mumble to yourself.
32 - When he tells you to stop, say, ';What are you talkin' about, DUDE ?';
33 - Drive to Dunkin' Donuts and say, ';Hmmmmm.... only five of you here tonight...';
34 - Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
35 - When he comes to the car, say, ';I have a badge just like that.
';
36 - Ask if he watches ';COPS.
';
37 - Ask if he ever watched ';Cop Rock.
';
38 - Giggle if he did.
39 - Talk to your hand.
40 - Ask him if he knows Rosy Palmer and her five favorite friends.
41 - Accuse him of sexual harrassment if he does.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
43 - When he asks to inspect your car, say, ';There is no alcohol in my car, sir. The last cop took it.
';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
48 - If you know him, tell him you had his wife for dinner.
49 - If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.
50 - Oopps.... I meant ';OVER'; for dinner.
51 - Ask if he ever had poon-tang.
52 - If he asks what that is, point at him and giggle.
53 - If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
54 - When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him, and laugh.
55 - When you are in the back of his car, touch his neck through the screen.
56 - Turn your head and whistle.
57 - When he pulls out his night stick, ask, ';What are you gonna do with that ?';
58 - If you are female, say, ';I don't do that on the first date.
';
59 - If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
60 - Ask if you can see his gun.
61 - When he says it isn't allowed, tell him, ';I just wanted to see if mine is bigger.
';
62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
';
63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I thought these were funny. ;) I like cops alright though.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
';
63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
Haha, or this one:
* If asked why you were speeding, reply ';I'm too sexy for the slow lane.'; Sing it for more effect.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I've always wanted to do stuff like that but have never been brave enough. Maybe I'll work up the courage one day...
Very funny by the way :)
yeah those are really funny
I LOVE IT
I ACTUALLY LOVE IT!!
HAHA!
Xx
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… im going to wet myself
ROFL 55 made me LMAO!!! AWESOME JOB DUDE!
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!
(:
Yes.
Funny! 100!
64 ways to get another 64 charges while having fun, LOL
Haha, yeah.
Funny as hell=]
wouldn't recommend actually saying it though
XD
Cool but if ever pulled over, can you do all these things before a cop??
LMFAO!!!!! if i ever get pulld over i wudnt dare say 1 of dese.....LOL!!!
lmfao wow! i luv them :)
seriously ?
wowschool myspace metal necklace
';
2 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3 - When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4 - If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, ';No. My speedometer only goes up to ....';
5 - Touch him.
6 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
7 - Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
8 - Refer to him by his first name.
9 - Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
10 - When he says no, cry.
11 - If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrassment.
12 - If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
';
16 - Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, 'cause you don't like to get ink on your fingers.
17 - After you sign the ticket and give it back to him, say, ';Oopps ! That's the wrong name.
';
18 - Bribe him with donuts and when he agrees, tell him, ';Sorry, I just ate the last one.
';
19 - When he comes up to the car, say, ';license and registration, please'; right when he says it.
20 - When he starts to read you your rights, sing, ';La, la, la, la, I can't hear you !';
21 - Trip and fall into him.
22 - Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
23 - Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose.
(you are using his pen)
24 - Chew on the pen, nervously.
25 - Clean your ear with the pen.
26 - If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
27 - Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say, ';I thought that name sounded familiar....';
28 - Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was....
29 - Act like you're retarded.
30 - When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
31 - Or mumble to yourself.
32 - When he tells you to stop, say, ';What are you talkin' about, DUDE ?';
33 - Drive to Dunkin' Donuts and say, ';Hmmmmm.... only five of you here tonight...';
34 - Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
35 - When he comes to the car, say, ';I have a badge just like that.
';
36 - Ask if he watches ';COPS.
';
37 - Ask if he ever watched ';Cop Rock.
';
38 - Giggle if he did.
39 - Talk to your hand.
40 - Ask him if he knows Rosy Palmer and her five favorite friends.
41 - Accuse him of sexual harrassment if he does.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
43 - When he asks to inspect your car, say, ';There is no alcohol in my car, sir. The last cop took it.
';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
48 - If you know him, tell him you had his wife for dinner.
49 - If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.
50 - Oopps.... I meant ';OVER'; for dinner.
51 - Ask if he ever had poon-tang.
52 - If he asks what that is, point at him and giggle.
53 - If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
54 - When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him, and laugh.
55 - When you are in the back of his car, touch his neck through the screen.
56 - Turn your head and whistle.
57 - When he pulls out his night stick, ask, ';What are you gonna do with that ?';
58 - If you are female, say, ';I don't do that on the first date.
';
59 - If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
60 - Ask if you can see his gun.
61 - When he says it isn't allowed, tell him, ';I just wanted to see if mine is bigger.
';
62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
';
63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I thought these were funny. ;) I like cops alright though.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
';
63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
Haha, or this one:
* If asked why you were speeding, reply ';I'm too sexy for the slow lane.'; Sing it for more effect.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I've always wanted to do stuff like that but have never been brave enough. Maybe I'll work up the courage one day...
Very funny by the way :)
yeah those are really funny
I LOVE IT
I ACTUALLY LOVE IT!!
HAHA!
Xx
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… im going to wet myself
ROFL 55 made me LMAO!!! AWESOME JOB DUDE!
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!
(:
Yes.
Funny! 100!
64 ways to get another 64 charges while having fun, LOL
Haha, yeah.
Funny as hell=]
wouldn't recommend actually saying it though
XD
Cool but if ever pulled over, can you do all these things before a cop??
LMFAO!!!!! if i ever get pulld over i wudnt dare say 1 of dese.....LOL!!!
lmfao wow! i luv them :)
seriously ?
wow
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