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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER



NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.



NAME__________________________________鈥? DATE OF BIRTH_____________



HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________



SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________



BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_________ _________________________________



HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______



Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No

Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No

If No, explain: ________________________________________鈥?br>
________________________________________鈥?



Number of years they have been married ______________________________



If less than your age, explain

________________________________________鈥?br>


________________________________________鈥?





ACCESSORIES SECTION:



A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No



B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No



C. A waterbed? __Yes __No



D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No



E. A tattoo? __Yes __No



F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No

pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?



(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION

AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)





ESSAY SECTION:



In a minimum of at least 50 words, what does 'LATE' mean to you?



________________________________________鈥?br>


________________________________________鈥?br>


In a minimum of at least 50 words, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?



________________________________________鈥?br>


________________________________________鈥?



In a minimum of at least 50 words , what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?



________________________________________鈥?



________________________________________鈥?br>




REFERENCES SECTION:



Church you attend ________________________________________鈥?



How often you attend ________________________________________鈥?br>


When would be the best time to interview your:



father? _____________



mother? _____________



pastor? _____________





SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:



Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers

are confidential.



A: If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want shot would be:



________________________________________鈥?br>


B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:



________________________________________鈥?



C: A woman's place is in the:



________ ________________________________________鈥?br>


D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:



________________________________________鈥?



E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________



________________________________________鈥?br>


________________________________________鈥?



F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:



________________________________________鈥?br>


F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________



I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO

THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,

NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE , CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE

WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.





______________________________________鈥?

Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)





_______________________________ ________________________________

Mother's Signature Father's Signature



_______________________________ ________________________________

Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman



Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.

Please allow four to six years for processing.



You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since

you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be

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that's cute...a little over board though

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LMAO!
wow i feel really bad for your daughter