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2 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3 - When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4 - If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, ';No. My speedometer only goes up to ....';
5 - Touch him.
6 - When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
7 - Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
8 - Refer to him by his first name.
9 - Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
10 - When he says no, cry.
11 - If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrassment.
12 - If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
';
16 - Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, 'cause you don't like to get ink on your fingers.
17 - After you sign the ticket and give it back to him, say, ';Oopps ! That's the wrong name.
';
18 - Bribe him with donuts and when he agrees, tell him, ';Sorry, I just ate the last one.
';
19 - When he comes up to the car, say, ';license and registration, please'; right when he says it.
20 - When he starts to read you your rights, sing, ';La, la, la, la, I can't hear you !';
21 - Trip and fall into him.
22 - Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
23 - Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose.
(you are using his pen)
24 - Chew on the pen, nervously.
25 - Clean your ear with the pen.
26 - If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
27 - Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say, ';I thought that name sounded familiar....';
28 - Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was....
29 - Act like you're retarded.
30 - When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
31 - Or mumble to yourself.
32 - When he tells you to stop, say, ';What are you talkin' about, DUDE ?';
33 - Drive to Dunkin' Donuts and say, ';Hmmmmm.... only five of you here tonight...';
34 - Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
35 - When he comes to the car, say, ';I have a badge just like that.
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36 - Ask if he watches ';COPS.
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37 - Ask if he ever watched ';Cop Rock.
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38 - Giggle if he did.
39 - Talk to your hand.
40 - Ask him if he knows Rosy Palmer and her five favorite friends.
41 - Accuse him of sexual harrassment if he does.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
43 - When he asks to inspect your car, say, ';There is no alcohol in my car, sir. The last cop took it.
';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
48 - If you know him, tell him you had his wife for dinner.
49 - If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.
50 - Oopps.... I meant ';OVER'; for dinner.
51 - Ask if he ever had poon-tang.
52 - If he asks what that is, point at him and giggle.
53 - If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
54 - When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him, and laugh.
55 - When you are in the back of his car, touch his neck through the screen.
56 - Turn your head and whistle.
57 - When he pulls out his night stick, ask, ';What are you gonna do with that ?';
58 - If you are female, say, ';I don't do that on the first date.
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59 - If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
60 - Ask if you can see his gun.
61 - When he says it isn't allowed, tell him, ';I just wanted to see if mine is bigger.
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62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
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63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I thought these were funny. ;) I like cops alright though.
13 - If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14 - When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way.
15 - When he puts on the handcuffs, say, ';My dates usually buy me dinner first.
42 - When he frisks you, grin and say, ';You missed a spot...';
44 - Try to sell him your car.
45 - Ask if you can buy his car.
46 - If he takes you to the station, ask to sit up front.
47 - Play with the siren.
62 - Stare at his lights and say, ';Look at the pretty colors.
';
63 - Tell him you like men in uniforms.
64 - Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
Haha, or this one:
* If asked why you were speeding, reply ';I'm too sexy for the slow lane.'; Sing it for more effect.Is this funny 64 ways on how to piss off a cop?
I've always wanted to do stuff like that but have never been brave enough. Maybe I'll work up the courage one day...
Very funny by the way :)
yeah those are really funny
I LOVE IT
I ACTUALLY LOVE IT!!
HAHA!
Xx
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… im going to wet myself
ROFL 55 made me LMAO!!! AWESOME JOB DUDE!
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!
(:
Yes.
Funny! 100!
64 ways to get another 64 charges while having fun, LOL
Haha, yeah.
Funny as hell=]
wouldn't recommend actually saying it though
XD
Cool but if ever pulled over, can you do all these things before a cop??
LMFAO!!!!! if i ever get pulld over i wudnt dare say 1 of dese.....LOL!!!
lmfao wow! i luv them :)
seriously ?
wow
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