Help me edit please ! Comedy , Fun , Insulting Justin Bieber ( Video ) - Not Pic?

I wanted to edit this video but i don't have any experience . Can u tell me how or Can u do it for me?

I have Vegas Pro 9 , Windows Movie Maker and Power Director 7 but its just too difficult ! ; (



This is the video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwPkSsas3-k



Its going to be a spoof video insulting Justin Bieber, this is what will happen :



(1) - In the beginning can you change the HP logo to KB in a Red Bloody type of way ( same font ) till 0:22?



(2) - While the video is being taken in the train can you put Biebers Head handing outside the

window ?



(3) - After the person presses the shoot button and it shows the gallery of videos and pictures can

you change '; Train Station '; to Biebers Death and '; Train Ride '; to Biebers Head ( also instead of video roll can you show head roll ?



(4) - On 0:09when he drags the video to the bottom right can it go to the recycling bin instead and then for half a second the message pops '; Eww !!!! ';



(5) - You can cut the part where the guy is talking ( only cut half a second or how long that message showed up in point 4 ) and instead of that woman on the top right show this picture : http://s745.photobucket.com/albums/xx94/dpsrehab/?action=view%26amp;current=Capture.jpg



(6) - On 0:12 instead of rhapsody write '; Dustbin Bieber Chat '; and Skype to '; Prank call Justin ';



(7) - On 0:13 while he is browsing the songs change them to '; One less lonely boy '; , '; Test tube Baby '; and ';Love my COCK 2.0 .



(8) - After putting the 16 gb memory card instead of those pictures you can change it to his head only with tongue coming out and some blood.



(9) - Every time they show the picture or video in the train show his head outside hanging.



(10) - When he clicks the hp sign in the end it should change to KB in the same font but red background instead of blue and last instead of hp.com/slate you can show HpKiller.com/JustinBieber.



(11) - This is justin bieber if you want to know : http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/33756377/Justin+Bieber+20090805_DIG_0633_PRO1.jpg



(12) - If u dont want to do can you teach me pls?



(13) - This is for fun only !!! Not to be sold !



(14) - Thankyou all for reading and helping me!!! If i wasted your time pls accept my apology.Help me edit please ! Comedy , Fun , Insulting Justin Bieber ( Video ) - Not Pic?
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