Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sex and sexual myths -- what did you believe?

My boyfriend, our friends and i were talking last night about sex and sexual myths we heard through high school and we just thought they were funny, how ridiculous some of them sounded.





We compiled a list and came up with 53 myths, there were probably more...just didn't pop into our heads. Did any of you believe these at some point? Have any others you've heard?





1. Men want sex more than women do.


2. If you're a truly great lover, you should know how to please anyone.





3. African-American men have bigger penises.


4. Happy couples have good sex most of the time.


5. If you have to plan sex, and it isn't spontaneous, something's wrong.





6. Men are more promiscuous than women.


7. If they had an affair, they don't love me.


8. Women don't like porn or dirty sex.


9. Most women orgasm through intercourse.


10. Men are always ready for and want sex.


11. If a girl has sex during her period, there is no chance of pregnancy.





12. You can't get pregnant if it is your first time having sex.


13. Drinking lots of Mountain Dew will decrease sperm count, and thus prevent pregnancy, thanks to the coloring agent Yellow No. 5





14. You can't get pregnant from anal sex.


15. A girl who hasn't started menstruating can't get pregnant.


16. Two condoms are better than one.


17. If you use someone's birth control pills before having sex, you won't get pregnant.





18. You can't get STDs or STIs from giving or recieving oral sex.





19. If you douche or go to the bathroom after sex, you will decrease the chance of pregnancy.





20. You can't get pregnant or catch an STD in a shower, bath, or pool.





21. The condition ';blue balls'; is something guys make up.


22. Men think about sex every seven seconds.


23. Semen is low-carb.


24. Guys Like Kisses with Tons of Tongue.


25. You can't get pregnant during unprotected sex if the man pulls out before he ejaculates.





26. Condoms are 100% safe.


27. You can鈥檛 get pregnant while on the pill.


28. It鈥檚 safe to have sex as soon as you start the pill.


29. Missing one pill doesn鈥檛 matter.


30. If a condom breaks, there鈥檚 nothing you can do.


31. All guys hate using condoms.


32. Female orgasm can help a woman conceive.


33. Not all women have a G-spot.


34. Women no longer have sex after menopause.


35. A same-sex fantasy must mean I'm gay.


36. Sex is bad for people with heart disease.


37. It's bad sex if I don't have an orgasm.


38. Sex during pregnancy might hurt the baby.


39. Heterosexuals can鈥檛 contract STDs.


40. You get pregnant if you take folic acid.


41. A boy is only fertile if his testicles feel cold.


42. You can鈥檛 get pregnant if you 'wash' with coca cola.


43. You can鈥檛 get pregnant having sex standing up.


44. Jumping up and down after sex stops you getting pregnant.


45. You can get pregnant through oral sex.


46. You can reuse condoms.


47. If you don't have a condom you can use saran wrap, a baggie or a grocery bag.





48. Losing weight will make your penis bigger.


49. Unsightly dark bags under the eyes, hair growing thicker in unattractive places, and decreased ability to get and maintain an erection are all symptoms of excessive masturbating.





50. Masturbation causes gas.


51. If you go to a particular bar on a particular night wearing a red T-shirt, or run through the park naked during the first full moon of the semester you'll definitely get lucky.





52. Virgins can't experience orgasms.


53. You can get STIs from oral sex, but you'll be safer if you brush your teeth right after.


Sex and sexual myths -- what did you believe?
My thoughts (T/F):


1. F


2. F, everyone is different.


3. T, on average


4. T


5. F, not necessarily


6. F, both can be


7. T


8. F, i know some that do


9. F, most through masturbation (i've heard)


10. F, usually but not always


11. F, though unlikely, it is possible


12. F, if you've past menarche, then yes


13. idk, but that's what i've heard, T


14. T, as long as no sperm goes inside the vagina.


15. T


16. F, they're designed to be used one at a time, friction between the 2 can weaken them both.


17. not sure


18. F, some you can, like herpes


19. F, you might push the sperm closer to the cervix...


20. F


21. F, they actually can turn blueish after a while (happened to me)


22. F, we wouldn't get anything done.


23. idk


24. F, depends on the guy


25. F, precum may contain sperm


26. F, upper 90s


27. F, i think so?


28. T, maybe?


29. F, prolly matters.


30. F, replace it and hope for the best.


31. F, i don't


32. T, i heard that somewhere


33. F, i think they all do, some can just get it off easier


34. F, are you serious?


35. F, not necessarily


36. T, might be


37. T


38. T, in the 3rd trimester


39. F, what??


40. F


41. F


42. F, where did you hear that?


43. F


44. F


45. F


46. F, that's just gross


47. F, that's unsafe


48. F, no effect


49. F, masturbation affects none of these


50. F, but it can be easier to fart while doing it if you do have gas


51. F


52. F, oh yes they can.


53. FSex and sexual myths -- what did you believe?
I'm gonna need some serious sex therapy tomorrow...(lmao)
Yeah, one will believe anything if you don't know any better. LOL
i have heard of most of these but the #1 i cant stand is that men want sex more than women do!!....id have to say if anyone agrees...that women want to have sex with men just as much if not more than them! Think about it...90% of the time dont you find yourself wanting it and finding a way to get it! lol! I know i do!
Well that's a lot of stuff, I know girls CAN get pregnant during ovulation, and blue balls is very real, well for me they didn't get blue, but it hurt, I had to leave quickly half way through sex (and I mean great sex) and I didn't get to finish and an hour later my testicles ached horribly. TMI? I dunno just in case you were wondering
haha thats funny, i herd some weird ones at school:





to measure a guys penis you hold his right hand out make him stretch his thumb and finger as wide as possible and measure from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger.





the bigger his feet are the bigger his penis is.





if a man lasts more then 25 minutes he's infertile





eating Green M%26amp;Ms make you better in bed





if you have sex in an elivator you have to be going up not down to stop yourself from getting pregnant






two of these aren't myths!


14 - you can't get pregnant from anal sex. Really, it's true. Check Gray's anatomy if you don't believe me.


32 -- Female orgasm can help a woman conceive, again, true. I don't want to go into to much detail, but the hormones released during orgasm cause the womb to contract and helps to 'pull' semen up.
1%26amp; 6 are true. Men would have sex with anything girl what planet do u live on? Girls are more picky. Guys are more prone to having sex with a girl then go out looking for another one than girls are.Girls get more emotionally attached.Guys cheat more than girls although lately, finally after a billion years girls are finally cheating back. 14 is true girl unless your having an alien baby that comes from the behind.21 might be invented from guys but it sure is real and it bothers alot and takes a while to go away. 35 is true girl cmon maybe you just a freak and can't accept it. 37 for a girl maybe not (thats what a lot of girls have told me) I think ill never undestand why seems kinda pathetic to me.The purpose of having good sex is to finish it off with an orgasm. If not, its kinda like going to the movies and staying outside the theatre eating popcorn and saying it was a good moviegoing experience or going to play basketball on the court with no ball. I always tell this to chicks who say they dont need to orgasm to have good sex and they laugh and smile and dont have an answer to reply back.Anyways from a guys point of view its definitedly bad if he doesnt finish off. It can be really bad and he could still orgasm.

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