I got this from an email so would you give this to your boyfriend and have him fill it out :)?

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER



NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless

accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,

and current medical report from your doctor.



NAME__________________________________鈥?DATE OF BIRTH_____________



HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________



SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________



BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________鈥?br>


HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______



Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No

Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No

If No, explain:

______________________________________鈥?____________



Number of years they have been married ______________________________



If less than your age, explain

______________________________________鈥?____________



______________________________________鈥?____________





ACCESSORIES SECTION:



A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No



B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No



C. A waterbed? __Yes __No



D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No



E. A tattoo? __Yes __No



F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No

pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?



(IF YOU ANSWERED ';YES'; TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION

AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)





ESSAY SECTION:



In 50 words or less, what does ';LATE'; mean to you?



______________________________________鈥?____________



______________________________________鈥?____________



In 50 words or less, what does ';DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER'; mean to you?



______________________________________鈥?____________



______________________________________鈥?____________



In 50 words or less, what does ';ABSTINENCE'; mean to you?



______________________________________鈥?____________



______________________________________鈥?____________





REFERENCES SECTION:



Church you attend ________________________________________鈥?_



How often you attend ________________________________________鈥?br>


When would be the best time to interview your:



father? _____________



mother? _____________



pastor? _____________





SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:



Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers

are confidential.



A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:



______________________________________鈥?____________



B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:



______________________________________鈥?____________



C: A woman's place is in the:



______________________________________鈥?____________



D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:



______________________________________鈥?____________



E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________



______________________________________鈥?____________



______________________________________鈥?____________



F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:



______________________________________鈥?____________



F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________



I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO

THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,

NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE

WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.





______________________________________鈥?_______

Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)





_______________________________ ________________________________

Mother's Signature Father's Signature



_______________________________ ________________________________

Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman



Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and

non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.



You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do

not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would

cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be

notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.

(you might watch your back)



This goes along with it of course:



Daddy's Rules for Dating

______________________________________鈥?br>


Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):



Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,

because you're sure not picking anything up.



Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long

as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes

or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.



Rule Three:

I amI got this from an email so would you give this to your boyfriend and have him fill it out :)?
I used to go to conservative churches that teach that abstinence crap, and I learned that the leaders of these churches actually crack jokes about 30 and 40 year-old virgins behind their backs. Now I just send my Christian friends to the site below which debunks the whole thing against premarital sex in the Bible. It covers same-sex lifestyles too. I hope it helps you.